Lady and Gentlemen strap your belts in and set out for a thrilling ride of insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolute trip, in more methods than you can count. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a entertaining horror flick that will get you laughing, scratching your head and pondering the decisions made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
The moment you meet the dazzling Andrew C Thornton, played wonderfully by Matthew Rhys, you know you're set for a wild adventure. He's a stylish smuggler as well as grace. He also has a habit of dumping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. However, he didn't know, he was about to unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"
Forget what think about bears and their dietary preferences. This film is bold in its stance and postulates that when bears take cocaine, they don't simply party; they transform into bloodthirsty beasts! Beware, Godzilla here's a new queen in town. And Bears have a habit of consuming powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police along with the unlucky criminals and innocent pedestrians who failed to find their way to a sack of newspaper is sure to keep you in stitches. Their incompetence as a group is spectacular to look at. If you ever find yourself trying to find a laugh take a look at the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell in a bid to stop unsolved crimes without shooting one another.
Let's not forget about our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. But not like the characters who appear in "Frozen." Two hikers discover the riches of Colombian goodies, and before they can even say "Bearzilla," they become the prime targets of the Cocaine Bear's endless hunger. In reality, who would need anyone to have a Disney princess when you have one of the most snorting and aggressive bears on the loose?
The film is a perfect balance between comedy and horror It makes you laugh for when you laugh and then grip you to your chair in fear the next. The body count rises faster than you can count the curls of your neck so you'll have to cheer for each demise with wicked joy. This is equivalent to watching National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
So, let's look at that final battle. Imagine this: a waterfall falling in the background our courageous family composed of Sari, Dee (blog post) Dee, and Henry prepared to fight their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. It's a thrilling battle for to be remembered, featuring wildfires, bear noises as well as enough white powder to take Tony Montana to shame. At the point you believe that bear's done It's resurrected after a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to the legendary scale.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have many flaws. Editing can be as unpredictable just like a caffeinated squirrel it leaves you scratching at your desk and wonder if the reel was secretly used as a scratching post. However, don't worry dear viewers, because the bear CGI is impressively top-of-the line. The bear has the power to steal the show and the team of editors seemed to be in a state of sugar coma themselves.
The film mixes of double-crossings, tension and unanticipated bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled when you're out the door with a smile on your face, remember his final warning to the audience: Keep bears away from food, particularly not anything that contains drugs or hiking buddies. Be assured that the situation won't go well for any of the people involved.
Get your popcorn, buckle up, then get ready to be transported into the outrageous world of "Cocaine Bear." This is a unique cinematic experience that will have you in tears, while you contemplate the impact of bears and their concealed party capabilities.